January 20 – London ENGLAND – London Heaven %
January 20 – Berlin GERMANY – Kesselhaus 16+ CANCELLED
January 21 – Amsterdam NETHERLANDS – Paradiso AA #
January 22 – Brussels BELGIUM – Botanique AA #
January 23 – Utrecht NETHERLANDS – Tivoli AA #
January 24 – Brighton ENGLAND – Brighton Digital 18+ #
January 26 – Glasgow SCOTLAND – Oran Mor 14+ (w/ legal guardian) #
January 27 – Belfast N.IRELAND – The Stiff Kitten 18+ #
January 28 – Dublin IRELAND – Button Factory 16+ #
January 29 – Manchester ENGLAND – Club Academy 14+ (w/ legal guardian) #
January 30 – Lille FRANCE – L’Aéronef AA #
January 31 – Paris FRANCE – Le Bataclan AA #
February 1 – Strasbourg FRANCE – La Laiterie AA #
February 25 – Auckland NEW ZEALAND – Kings Arms
February 26 – Wellington NEW ZEALAND – San Francisco Bath House
February 28 – Perth AUSTRALIA – Beck’s Music Box – Perth Festival
March 3 – Sydney AUSTRALIA – Manning Bar 18+
March 4 – Brisbane AUSTRALIA – The Zoo 18+
March 5 – Melbourne AUSTRALIA – The Hi-Fi 18+
March 7 – Golden Plains AUSTRALIA – Golden Plains Festival
March 10 – Osaka JAPAN – Club Quattro
March 12 – Tokyo JAPAN – Duo Music Exchange
March 15 – Singapore SINGAPORE – Mosaic Music Festival @ Esplanade Theatres

% opening for Franz Ferdinand
# w/ Casio Kids
AA = All Ages

In 2001 Athens label Orange Twin Records issued a mysterious record called Major Organ and the Adding Machine. Featuring the songs of the “Major” as interpreted by the Elephant 6 Orchestra, the album featured 19 tracks that alternated between avant-garde sound collages and densely psychedelic pop. While the actual participants of the album have remained anonymous, the album was rumored to feature members of of Montreal, Neutral Milk Hotel, Elf Power, and The Olivia Tremor Control, as well as other members of the Elephant 6 collective. As these rumors go, the recordings were passed between musicians, and added to and remixed until the final result was a true collaborative effort. Since we can neither confirm nor deny anyone’s involvement, I will only attest that it certainly sounds like Neutral Milk Hotel’s Jeff Mangum singing on “Madam Truffle,” and if I were a betting man I’d claim that’s Kevin Barnes singing “Water Dripping on Bread Makes Bread Taste Not So Tasty.” But let’s just say that it all comes from the imagination of the prolific Major Organ and his Adding Machine.

Now we are about to be visited by the feature film adaptation of the Major Organ album. It’s a proudly low-budget, low-fi production, filmed in Athens with a cast including many Elephant 6 musicians, some of whom you might recognize behind fake mustaches and beards in the trailer now available at Orange Twin’s website. The trailer’s in Flash format, so you’ll have to download a Flash player to see it (but it’s worth it). It will soon be available on YouTube, undoubtedly. Some claim to recognize two Barneses and an Almstead. Here’s an MP3 from the album, now six years old.

Major Organ and the Adding Machine – Water Dripping on Bread Makes Bread Taste Not So Tasty.