1. How Lester Lost His Wife
2. Chrissy Kiss the Corpse
3. City Bird
4. Erroneous Escape Into Erik Eckles
5. Everything About Her is Wrong
6. Epistle to a Pathological Creep
7. Eros’ Entropic Tundra

Self-released, 2003

Limited edition CD-R produced for the “A Pollinaire Rave” tour. Each copy is individually illustrated by David Barnes, and the tracks are early demo versions.