1. A Celebration of H. Hare
2. The Self-Centered Stepmother Forces Her Husband to Tell His Son to Stop Working with Power Tools in the Basement
3. Hitler, Being Punished for Obvious Reasons, is Forced to Spend Eternity Plagued By an Intense Unrelenting Physical and Emotional Fatigue That is Further Compounded by an Innumerable Multitude of Obnoxious Grandchildren Who Are Constantly Present and Who Irritate Him to Such an Extreme That Not the Slightest Degree of Rest is Attainable

Happy Happy Birthday to Me Records, 1999
Artwork by David Barnes